Why did the cheesecake go to the therapist?
Because it had too many layers to work through.
What did the cheesecake say when it looked in the mirror?
"Well, aren't I just one good-looking slice!"
Why did the cheesecake break up with the pie?
It was tired of being compared to a crusty relationship.
What's a cheesecake's favourite music genre?
R&Brie.
Why was the cheesecake always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to make every gathering a little ricotta.